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madmaxie

madmaxie
Points:34.525
Rank:247
Opponents defeated: 78.803 (355.)
Tribe: AFK


Villages (6) Coordinates Points
++Family
514|577 7.498
Backtimefailed please try again
511|580 9.279
ClusterEggGoo
511|582 546
SeeYouOnW175
508|580 9.584
WeBreedCavapoos
512|579 5.318
WLC loves catapults
513|577 2.300
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~ Dream Team at it again! ~

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How TW affected my life: (Part II)

1 - I now refer to my alarm clock as my early warning system.

2 - I refuse to open the door for strangers unless they’ve sent me a friendly message first.

3 - I tried to rename my neighborhood K55, but the city council rejected my request.

4 - My coworkers think I’ve joined a cult because I keep talking about “the tribe”.

5 - When my Wi-Fi disconnects, I immediately start planning revenge attacks on my router.

6 - I once yelled “INCOMING!” when my kid threw a Lego at me.

7 - I no longer shake hands — I send peace offers.

8 - I refresh my email at work because I expect a scout report from my spies.

9 - My morning commute is now called the noble train.

10 - I use travel time calculators to estimate how long it’ll take to microwave my lunch.

11 - Every time someone says “farming,” I feel a strange urge to open a spreadsheet.

12 - I panic when timers count down — even my washing machine triggers flashbacks.

13 - My dog has been promoted to Paladin of the Base Village.

14 - My cat keeps attacking my screen; I assume it’s raiding again.

15 - My boss asked for a progress report — I sent him a battle report with losses and morale.

16 - I once yelled “Fake attack!” when my wife asked to talk.

17 - My grocery list is now labeled Village 001 (Main).

18 - I no longer trust anyone who says “I’m just scouting.”

19 - I told my neighbor to clear the barb next door so I can noble it.

20 - I now measure time in attack intervals instead of hours.

21 - My credit card got declined and I blamed it on coin minting cooldown.

22 - I once overslept and woke up in panic because I thought I missed the night bonus window.

23 - When my car broke down, I called roadside assistance and told them I’d been nobled.

24 - My wife got mad when I said I needed more farm space before we could have another kid.

25 - I call my friend who never attacks anyone a simmer.

26 - My calendar is full of alarms labeled “Send nobles” and “Fake K45”.

27 - My kid’s bedtime routine now includes checking for incoming fakes.

28 - I started referring to my bills as tribute demands.

29 - I stopped buying groceries in bulk because I can’t protect that many resources overnight.

30 - My family now avoids saying “attack” around me — it causes command overview flashbacks.

Victory achievements
Master of Battle

You defeated the most opponents on World 145.

Ruthless

As an attacker, you defeated the most opponents on World 145.

Impregnable

As a defender, you defeated the most opponents on World 145.

Winning Tribe

You vanquished World 145 with your tribe DayCare Simulator.

 
Achievements on other worlds
World 145

World 142

World 141

World 140

Classic

World 139

Summer Special

World 148

World 143