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madmaxie

madmaxie

Points:	34.525
Rank:	247
Opponents defeated:	78.803 (355.)
Tribe:	AFK

Villages (6)

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Points

++Family

514|577

7.498

Backtimefailed please try again

511|580

9.279

ClusterEggGoo

511|582

546

SeeYouOnW175

508|580

9.584

WeBreedCavapoos

512|579

5.318

WLC loves catapults

513|577

2.300

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~ Dream Team at it again! ~

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How TW affected my life: (Part II)

1 - I now refer to my alarm clock as my early warning system.

2 - I refuse to open the door for strangers unless they’ve sent me a friendly message first.

3 - I tried to rename my neighborhood K55, but the city council rejected my request.

4 - My coworkers think I’ve joined a cult because I keep talking about “the tribe”.

5 - When my Wi-Fi disconnects, I immediately start planning revenge attacks on my router.

6 - I once yelled “INCOMING!” when my kid threw a Lego at me.

7 - I no longer shake hands — I send peace offers.

8 - I refresh my email at work because I expect a scout report from my spies.

9 - My morning commute is now called the noble train.

10 - I use travel time calculators to estimate how long it’ll take to microwave my lunch.

11 - Every time someone says “farming,” I feel a strange urge to open a spreadsheet.

12 - I panic when timers count down — even my washing machine triggers flashbacks.

13 - My dog has been promoted to Paladin of the Base Village.

14 - My cat keeps attacking my screen; I assume it’s raiding again.

15 - My boss asked for a progress report — I sent him a battle report with losses and morale.

16 - I once yelled “Fake attack!” when my wife asked to talk.

17 - My grocery list is now labeled Village 001 (Main).

18 - I no longer trust anyone who says “I’m just scouting.”

19 - I told my neighbor to clear the barb next door so I can noble it.

20 - I now measure time in attack intervals instead of hours.

21 - My credit card got declined and I blamed it on coin minting cooldown.

22 - I once overslept and woke up in panic because I thought I missed the night bonus window.

23 - When my car broke down, I called roadside assistance and told them I’d been nobled.

24 - My wife got mad when I said I needed more farm space before we could have another kid.

25 - I call my friend who never attacks anyone a simmer.

26 - My calendar is full of alarms labeled “Send nobles” and “Fake K45”.

27 - My kid’s bedtime routine now includes checking for incoming fakes.

28 - I started referring to my bills as tribute demands.

29 - I stopped buying groceries in bulk because I can’t protect that many resources overnight.

30 - My family now avoids saying “attack” around me — it causes command overview flashbacks.