thedanster
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| Rank: | 1441 |
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I Am The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
"And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' |
Combat achievements
Death of a hero (Wood - Level 1)
While supporting other villages, lose 1.000 of your units.
Leader (Wood - Level 1)
Defeat a total of 10.000 enemy units.
Social achievements
Beloved Friend (Wood - Level 1)
Make a total of 5 friendships.
Educated
Graduated from an apprenticeship under 99jr12.
Successful recruitment (Wood - Level 1)
Invite 1 friend who goes on to reach 500 points.
Growth achievements
Architect (Bronze - Level 2)
Build a total of 150 building levels!
Recruitment Drive (Bronze - Level 2)
Recruit a total of 5.000 units!
Score champion (Bronze - Level 2)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 5.000 points.
Market Guru (Wood - Level 1)
Trade resources using the market 10 times.
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Top scorer (Wood - Level 1)
Make it into the top 1.000 in the world.
Other achievements
Years of Service (Gold - Level 17)
Play Tribal Wars for 17 years.
Achievements on other worlds
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